I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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