AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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