So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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