But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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