she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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