she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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