I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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