i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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