I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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