I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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