Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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