I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?