Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.