he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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