I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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