if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
its not stalking. its research.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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