I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
never play flip cup with pint glasses
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I could fuck to npr.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on