is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.