...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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