Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
