Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
