it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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