Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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