That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Pooping to opera.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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