Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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