do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i've created a new STD.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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