We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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