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im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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