Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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