You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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