I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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