Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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