no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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