You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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