I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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