? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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