I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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