This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.