He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The Easter sex puns were too abundant