It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
honey bunches of taint.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.