omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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