make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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