I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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