Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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