please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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