I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Duck Duck Cougar?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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