the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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