There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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