I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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