Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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