Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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