She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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