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(404): View more from Georgia

Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.

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(404): Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one. http://tfl.nu/q7a8

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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.

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(907): He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED. http://tfl.nu/5p57

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(361): View more from Texas

Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets

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(361): Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets http://tfl.nu/c82g

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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

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(719): 3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado http://tfl.nu/w6qi

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(415): View more from California

I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"

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(415): I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?" http://tfl.nu/fnwu

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(239): View more from Florida

Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

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(239): Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis. http://tfl.nu/6cer

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(773): View more from Illinois

the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...

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(773): the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay... http://tfl.nu/071o

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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!

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(678): I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE! http://tfl.nu/ve9p

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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.

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(906): I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck. http://tfl.nu/hho5

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(360): View more from Washington

Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye

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(360): Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye http://tfl.nu/wt8g

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.

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(651): I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable. http://tfl.nu/6otb

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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.

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(585): It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate. http://tfl.nu/p0j4

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(702): View more from Nevada

He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept

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(702): He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept http://tfl.nu/07xi

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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.

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(215): i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none. http://tfl.nu/avo6

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(315): View more from New York

WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.

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(315): WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF. http://tfl.nu/3w9f

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