you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.