Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there