google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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