And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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