I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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