I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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