Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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