My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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