Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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